Hello World!
It is not unusual for a person to have a favorite search engine he or she uses on a regular basis when life's puzzling mysteries, personal boredom, or homework pops up and a web site is needed. Two of the most popular is of course "Yahoo.com" and "Google.com"
So, I wanted to know which is the better site. Which one stands the test of the subject line? Which one would fold under the pressure of a random or ridiculous prompt. So I made my personal list of my searches for both of these sites:
Gryffindor is.....
yahoo: "the best house"
google: "the giant squid" ...... do I even have to make fun of this?!
Russia has...
yahoo: "the most libraries"
google: "the most beautiful women"
Why does my roommate....
yahoo: "ignore me"
google: "smell"
Why are Men...
yahoo: "afraid of commitment"
google: "so selfish" .... ouch!
Why do...
yahoo: "ladybugs have spots"
google: "dogs eat poop"
I am extremely
yahoo:"bored"
google: "terrified of Chinese people"
Why...
yahoo: "so serious"
google: "can't I own a Canadian?"
A dog goes
yahoo: "a dog goes back to its vomit"
google: "a dog goes into heat"
When monkeys
yahoo: when monkeys in the zoo
google: When monkeys are high, don't look at them in the eye
Can we all agree which is superior? I think we can. Yahoo, you are indeed great for homework but Google holds our hearts and attention when we just wanna have fun!
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